So, you want to tell a sex joke? First and foremost, know your audience. A dirty joke may also land you in HR, and we want to avoid that. You also might not want to whip out a dirty joke in front of your parents, grandparents, or in-lawsβbut hey, we don't know what your relationship is like your fam, so you do you.
This is There are quickly-diminishing returns with any shock-value style of comedy. All right. With that out of the way, here are dirty sex jokes that are also pretty funny. God bless Reddit and the internet; we couldn't have done this without you. And when you're done laughing out these, check out our list of the funniest sex memes. The wife can't orgasm because it's too damn hot. They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend submits and says yes. After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the husband wafts the towel. After two minutes, the woman starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel. The daughter is confused, so she asks her dad. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them. So both nuns are painting the room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it? The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies.
Now, where do you want me to install these blinds? I came three times trying to wash that shit off. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate? When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.
